My laptop is so slow that watching paint dry would be faster and more exciting. I've had this old beast for five years and it has worked so very hard to stay updated. Thankfully I am getting a tax rebate and will be investing a portion of it in a new computer.
As I sit and wait for it to process....everything....I can feel my stomach turn in knots and my teeth clench.
Sorry old boy, but you're on your way out. And, I've got you backed up so no funny moves before your replaced.
