The Intimate Patdown

At the Oakland airport in my way to a quick DC visit to see my family and meet my new piece. Well, when it came to the choice of intimate patdown and intimate x-ray at security, I requested the patdown. The way they make you stand and the image they get when doing the x-ray was just too much for me. Looked way too "guilty" and provides way too much information.

The woman who performed my patdown explained it all in advance and as she was touching me, in very intimate places. But frankly, it was like being at yoga. I didn't mind. It was even a bit like having a massage. Heck, if I have a choice I'm going for intimate human contact - for free. Didn't even cost me to get felt up, down and around. I feel like I made a new friend.