August 22, 2007

Behold the Oracle's Wisdom Chai Loving Hippies

Want a good laugh - try the Oracle of Starbucks. Type in your favorite drink order and it gives you wisdom about your personality type. Spot on for me. Stephen will be much amused that it calls my a hypochondriac. Even says you probably live in California.

Beverage of choice: Soy Chai Latte, Tall

The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Hippie

In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks soy chai latte tall should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.

Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic.

Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities.

I happened upon this when looking for cool email signatures to add to my work correspondence. Resulted in finding Information Week blog posting What Does Your E-Mail Signature Say About You?