My friend Anna has guided me to the most wonderful website Bullshitjob Generator.
About the site: Have a new hire? Can't think of an exciting title? Have a friend or relative you want to hire but they have no skills? Generate their title right here!
There are three columns of job title components and the database randomly chooses a combination for you. I have oodles of friends who actually fit many of these titles. Mostly they work in management consulting, marketing and brand management.
Stephen is a Productivity Coach and heck if I know what that means. Here are some new ideas for his title...
- Dynamic Strategy Planner
- Direct Assurance Administrator
- International Accountability Developer
- Future Usability Engineer
- Direct Applications Facilitator
Please share your favorites!